The Many Lives of John Wesley Myers

John Wesley Myers is the howler and key pounder for the Black Diamond Heavies, and he records solo under the name James Leg. Or maybe he's a half-naked bookstore owner in the Arizona desert. Or maybe he's Lemmy.

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Permalink “You can take on me, sugar.”
“Really, John Wesley, what’s with the A-ha! references lately?”
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Permalink John Wesley’s been so many places in his life and timeHe’s sung a lot of songs, he’s made some bad rhymeHe’s acted out his love in stagesWith ten thousand people watchingBut you’re alone now, and he’s singing this song for you
Permalink Then John Wesley took a wrong turn into an A-ha! video…
Permalink John Wesley don’t give a shit what you think. He’ll be a woman if he wants to. Sometimes John Wesley just likes to feel pretty.
Permalink Can you really blame John Wesley? If you could get away with banging Drea de Matteo, wouldn’t you masquerade as Shooter Jennings?